Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Spera Reclaims Yellow Jersey

Robby Spera of team Sunwapta reclaims the Yellow Jersey on the 30th stage of The Tour De Continental Divide. Spera previously held the yellow jersey but crashed into a buffalo herd. Spera claimed the yellow jersey under the most unusual of circumstances. Protesters block the tour route protesting global warming stopping all the cyclist. Spera, known as the "Mountain Lion" in the cycling world, was able to produce and display membership cards to the following organizations: Sierra Club, Green Peace, World Wildlife Federation, Audabon Association, National Geographic,National Park Golden Eagle Pass, SPCA, and PETA. The protesters parted like the Red Sea and let Spera through. Spera then stunned the protesters when he turned around and shouted, "Global warming, Ha, better global warming than global cooling. How would like to have a sheet of ice 1000 feet thick covering your house. The angry mod started chasing the Mountain Lion but Spera sped off at 45 mph and won the 30th stage handily
and reclaimed the Yellow Jersey with an overall lead of 8 seconds

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