Thursday, July 5, 2007

Spera Stripped of Yellow Jersey

The disgraced Robby Spera was stripped of the yellow jersey after race officials discovered he was using performance enhancing drugs during the Tour De Continental Divide. Spera likely faces a lifetime ban from cycling since this is his second offense. When asked about the lifetime ban, Spera said, "I suppose I will just retire now and move to British Columbia, drop out of society and wear live animals as hats."

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